My ultimate goal: obtain at least 2,000+ friends on a social networking site (the powers that be only know that I associate with few of them), be tagged in 1,500 photographs, many of which look strangely similar and show me in lascivious or otherwise lewd positions performing overtly sexual acts resembling forms of cunnilingus. I also want to have a seductive profile picture, which would ideally show my cleavage. Now, since I have male parts, let your mind imagine my cleavage. I also would ideally like to forget every rule or grammar taught to me. Status update: Nathan Brown cant beleve wut happened wen i stepped out of da showa cudnt stop lookin at myself for an hour.
And, omg, where is the dislike button?!?! I want to dislike all of these conservative pundits (yes, that's you, Jack. You're just a mouthpiece) who post and re-post and re-re-post political articles because, of course, if you're not Liberal, well, we just can't have a thing to do with you. Geez, can't you see how much I'm doing by posting pro-Obama articles to my wall? I'm actually doing stuff to promote world peace.
And tell me this. Why wouldn't you, when I sent a request, and re-sent it when I noticed you didn't respond the first time (Argh, you lackluster boneless can of worms), like my cause? It's a CAUSE. This is serious. Do you like testing non-lethal, but chemically-laden cosmetics on dolphins? For Christ's sake, dolphins are the most intelligent animals, like, in the world.
Wow, thanks, Jack, for putting me one more step further behind from achieving my goal.
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